Interests
I'm Looking For
- Anyone
- Ages 18-40
- For friendship, long term, dating, casual hookups
My Story
Don't be frightened. This will only hurt for a moment.
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Now, follow me... down the rabbit hole.
The name? Crystal
27, curvy, beautiful.
Someone needs to tell that Orbit gum whore that I LIKE my dirty mouth...
I can never seem to get many responses... Am I intimidating or something? Grr! Sceeery! That's me! Not. Seriously though, message me. You might be surprised.
Don't let my cute, bubbly demeanor fool you. I'm in love with all things dark and scary. Blood, guts, horror, gore, zombies, cemeteries, and so on. I'm a little bit creepy... and I like it that way.
I speak in an odd assortment of different, child-like voices. I'm not entirely crazy, I promise. Sometimes, I meow... or purr... And sometimes I yell random nonsense in German because it sounds scary.
I don't play nice. I bite and chase and scratch and yell...
I am a lover AND a fighter. The daughter of a Marine and the sister of an MMA fighter, I know how to
Ideal Match
Someone open-minded. Someone that can be funny, sweet, sadistic, twisted, and charming, all at once. A nerd in shining armor, with a beard, tattoos, and a wicked sense of humor. An animal lover with a passion for life... An intelligent stoner....
Profile Details
- Body Type
- Active
- Politics
- Liberal
- Religion
- Atheist
- Smoking
- Regularly
- Drinking
- Non-Drinker