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I'm Looking For
- Women
- Ages 22-42
- For friendship, long term, dating, casual hookups
My Story
Single guy looking for bichy companion, to cripple him emotionally. Freak outs, fights, cheating, lying, and angry sex is what I'm looking for! You wanna steal money from me, Perfect! I swapped your birth control out with a testosterone pill for when your hooking up with that guy from the bar on "girls night" thats why your growing hair on your chest and have the sudden habitual urge to drink Coors light! But hey its just revenge from that venereal disease you gave me. We will fight in public for about 3 -8 hours to only say that we love each other! That will last for all of the 3 incredible minutes it takes while I pleasure you sexually. Then its back to arguing when your sweaty body tries to cuddle me. This is the type of relationship I'm looking for so, If you have given up on your hopes and dreams of having a beautiful relationship, been to prison more than once, or you just have daddy issues feel free to send me a message that will most likely bore the hell out of me and
Ideal Match
I am looking for someone who will challenge me physically, and mentally. Someone who likes romance, but is practical (so that we complement each other), who is generally happy and doesn't get worked up too easily, and you have to love eating (especially Mexican food, cause Mexican food is BUENO). You should be optimistic and enjoy life. Also, if you can crack a good joke you will be well on your way to winning my heart.
Profile Details
- Body Type
- Full Figured
- Politics
- Conservative
- Religion
- Other
- Smoking
- Non-Smoker
- Drinking
- Socially
