Interests
I'm Looking For
- Men
- Ages 18-30
- For friendship, long term, dating, casual hookups
My Story
I was born, a few things happened, I smoked some reefer and carried on. I spell things with my alphabet soup, I have a candle problem, I light myself and my hair on fire constantly and I get a serious boner for sharks (along with any other plant or animal you can toss at me.) Unlike most females my age, my brain functions perfectly normally. I'm not a "ho" by any stretch. I hate feminists, the Hovveround commercial, horny men, Katy Perry, Twilight, and I have to confess I side with men on the toilet seat debate.
Look where you're fucking sitting...
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Ideal Match
-You cannot win me over with a guitar (meaning musicians don't impress me.) Groupies are usually rather low in the IQ department, too.
-Be able to keep it in your damn pants. We both know it's there. Hell, eventually, I may even be interested. But shut up about it. Of all the sides of you I wanna get to know, that one isn't of the utmost importance.
-It would rock if you were intelligent, because so many people nowadays tend not to be (or at least delight in pretending they're not.)
-Tolerant of my animal/plant obsession.
-420 friendly (or at least tolerant.)
-Someone who can have a good time without the TV, a movie, or any piece of technology between us. (I'm not big on those things. Totally out of touch.)
-Please, be willing to respect boundaries.
If you happen to wear flannel, look like a rugged mountain man, or love plants (especially cactuses) too...it's a plus =)
Profile Details
- Body Type
- Full Figured
- Politics
- Not Political
- Religion
- Atheist
- Smoking
- Chain Smoker
- Drinking
- Socially