EvesEden

My Story

WARNING!!!! SOMETHINGS IN THIS PROFILE MIGHT OFFEND THE FAINT OF HEART!!! Please be understanding that I joke about a lot of things and I am very random so just take everything I say with a gigantic grain of salt....LOL! Well first off, My name is Eve and I have a very dry sarcastic sense of humor.... I like long walks on the beach, unicorns and power driving little children into the ground. Also I am one of those crazed people who run around stealing babies candy while their moms are watching because I love to see the look of complete shock and awe on their faces!!! I'm really not shy, I just like to hold back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate people.....I am a cluster fuck of crazy stuffed into a body designed for whoopin ass.....Oh and if I say " the other day" it can mean any time up to a year ago! I am the kind of person who is more then willing to brighten your day even when I can not brighten mine.Ummm some words to describe me.... Feisty, Stubborn, Sarcastic, Outsp