Interests
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I'm Looking For
- Women
- Ages 33-39
- For friendship, long term, dating, casual hookups
My Story
I'm totally awesome, rad, one-of-a-kind! I do hip guy stuff like play golf and ski but I'm not quite pro at them just yet. I also cook cereal like a BEAST and sewed a button on a shirt once. People tell me I'm extremely nice but when I'm driving around Denver I'm usually calling other drivers every profanity in the book. I'm not a fan of watermelon, fish, or mushy meat and noodle entrees` but those TV chefs can almost cause me to tempt fate. If I had a pet it would live outside, the only thing that craps in my house is a human godammit. I went to Canada a few times so I could call myself an international traveler. Aaaand, my favorite classes in school were math or science related; I hated english with a passion because of all the mindless writing, which reminds me
Ideal Match
I am looking for a co-pilot, sidekick, right-hand man. You must be bright, confident, funny, and share a desire for world domination. Inability to change a car tire will hurt your chances, excellent fashion sense and manners are required. A four minute mile is not necessary but you should be fit enough that I won't have to carry you when we get chased by a pack of wild dogs (improper footwear is no excuse!).
Profile Details
- Body Type
- Fit
- Politics
- Moderate
- Religion
- Not Religious
- Smoking
- Non-Smoker
- Drinking
- Socially
