beckywp

My Story

I'm a complete 'tard. I won't be polite, I won't be romantic. If you open a door for me I'll definitely walk through and slam it back in your face for shits and giggles. After all the years of women not being able to vote and slaving away I expect payback in the form of you cooking for me and cleaning up my mess after I eat. By the way, I'm a really messy eater. Food everywhere. On my face, in my hair, on my lap, on the floor and I'll eat so much I'll projectile it back up. I want that cleaning too.

I leave my dirty knickers on the floor in the bedroom along with my socks. And yes, they stink. I won't do my own washing - you'll do that too. I want you to pretend like you want to do that washing more than you've ever wanted anything in your life.

I hate romance. At a push I'll go on a date, but I expect some serious action after the first one and I won't sleep over. It'll be at your place too because I don't want you to know where I live. No matter how long it lasts, you'll also