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My Story

Now accepting applications for the following position:

•Girlfriend

Requirements:
At least two years working experience in the following (or related) fields:
-Witty conversation
-Humor
-Being female
-Climbing trees
-Executive administrative management of fiscal synergy logistics engineering integration accounts coordination.

Though not required, proficiency in any one of the following fields will improve your chances in the selection process:
-Standing back flips
-Doing three digit multiplication in your head
-Drawing pictures of Batman doing awesome stuff

NOTE: This is an entry level position, but with room for advancement as a reward for exceptional performance.

If you feel like you would be a good fit, please submit your resume, references, and answers to the following questions:

What are your career goals for this position?
Have you ever been convicted of a felony?
What's your phone number?
Would you best describe Optimus Prime as, "awesome,&q