Ok, so the last post went over some stereotypes and other nonsense that lesbian go through on a regular basis. Here are some real lesbian problems!!!
- Getting very feminine gifts from your family for Christmas and birthdays they know you are a butch.
- Having your old school parents ask you “How do lesbians have sex?”
- Dressing like your male coworkers.
- Strangers asking if the two of you are sisters. Awkward!
- When a straight guy thinks you are a challenge for them.
- When a straight guy asks for dating tips.
- When you can’t find the nail clippers.
- When you are separated from your girlfriend for an extended period of time what is the first thing you do? Go buy some press on nails!
- When you realize how much you really love spending time in Home Depot.
- Confession – I only go to yoga class to check out the ladies.
- Not knowing to dress like a stud or a fem.
- Straight girls fuck you up every time!
- When a beanie becomes a fashion statement of your people.
- Confession – you had a lesbian Barbie
- You had this poster hanging in your room and you wished it was you.
- When people ask if I am really a lesbian.
- When I kiss my girlfriend and we are both wearing different color lipstick. When we are done kissing the colors are blended together 🙂
- Lesbian movies that take to long to lez out!
- When your girlfriend gets back from a long trip away from you.
#attack-hug
