“Oh my god Becky, look at her butt…”
Lessa Millet, an Instagram artist is back again and this time she has created the ultimate Butt Bible. So take a look and determine which butt you have… also tell us what your favorite butt is. Let’s see what butt we’re rocking.
“I like ALL butts and I cannot lie…”
The Kim: You know exactly what this is. That out of the world voluptuous ass that’s perfect genes and maybe a few squats here and there.
The Mom Jeans: It’s that little bit of oomph you just can’t wrap your mind around. They’re perky and maybe a little awkward but never, ever bad.
The Brazilian: Look great from all that soccer, it’s lifted, tight and just generally nice in every way.
The Zoologist: We all know those girls with butterfly/dragon/snake tramp stamps be proud and show off that lower back tattoo
The Bubble Bath: Two cute little bubbles of a butt, playful and lovely.
The “W” Hotel: Just got that slight W shape but don’t worry let the W stand for wonder woman because that’s what you are
The Muse: Skinny, the kind of girl that gets her ass by walking home from an art gallery drunk at 3am but never an artist.
The Dimple: Those cute little back indents that few people have but when they do they rock them well
Peaches and Cream: It’s a full, firm booty that doesn’t need to be worked out. Juicy.
The Boxed Wine: Also known as computer pancake ass
The Watermelon: Two round mounds, uhhhh
The Math Teacher: You’ve been a naughty girl and you’re about to be spanked
The Cantaloupe: Like two firm melons… but a butt
The Extra Plush: It’s big and it’s soft and it’s perfect for cuddling… we know it’s hard to find the right jeans but know you’re bangin’
The Skater Boy: Cute little boy butt
The Low-Rise: Great shape but not worked out, aka my butt.
The Comicon: For all the girls who love to add a little bit of their geek side to the classic tramp stamp… of course a popular one is the Batman symbol
The Sporty Spice: When your butt is so fit that the muscle makes it indent on the side. Always nice and firm.
The Bad Girl: Complete with an outline of a hand print because naughty girls get spanked.
The Boarding school: Tiny and perky… just small enough to fit into a short plaid skirt. It’s easy to transition from prep to punk.
The Heartbreaker: Itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face, shout out to the hourglass ladies.
The Pearls: Exactly as you would expect it’s longer and plush but just like any other butt if you ask with consent it likes to be touched.
The Crossfit: In shape, if you know somebody who does crossfit or you do it yourself you know what that butt looks like.
The Pilates: Bubbly goodness.
So what type of butt do you have? Any more suggestions for Lessa’s diagram? Feel free to comment or hit us up on Twitter @GFMDating
